Avocado Night

Our son has yet to meet a food that he doesn't like. All he needs is an appetite and a spoon. On this night, X warmed up for an avocado throw down by doing some light cardio in the living room with mom.


Toe touches.



Balance to strengthen core.



Mandible extensions.



Overhand car touches. 2 reps each arm.



Cool down before...


THE MAIN EVENT


Each and every time the Professor eats solid foods, the first bite results in an "I just ate a rotten egg" face (see exhibit A). This reaction is always chased away by lips smacking, and then flying apart to form a gaping maw of hunger.



Exhibit A: The "what the h did you just put in my mouth?" face.



Hmmm... not bad.









Chem 101 - Avocado's Law
If you bring an avo into our house, our son will destroy it, and we will celebrate with reckless abandon.







For those of you who stuck around until the end of the credits, here's a little sneak peak into the future...

Scene - Xavier takes a seat in the barber's chair at Great Clips and the following exchange takes place:



Middle class hair chopper: "So, what are we doin' for ya today? How do you usually wear it?"
Xavier: "Most days I just go with a 'Sloth from Goonies'."

Buckeye Blitz!

So it's just now occurring to me that our son is a Buckeye. A Keystoner, Hoosier, Buckeye, dog, foster dog, cat, and "other" cat. What a motley crew. Keep it real, Buckeye.

St. Valentine's Day

We said no to the tattoo, but let Xavier slide with a "MOM" heart shirt instead. Sorry son, but you're too young for ink.

Hey Amanda!

"Thanks for the cool onesies. Your good taste has helped with my status at daycare."


Just chillin in the wee hours o' the mornin.



"Say mom, did you notice that at any given moment my socks coordinate with the rest of my attire? This kid's got his stuff together."

Say Uncle

"I used to lie awake at night, praying that my uncles would be friends."



"But then Uncle Matt gave me this shirt about Uncle Robby."



"Talk about a serious man crush! Sorry Uncle Dave, no love for you!"