The first rule of Slappy Hands is...

THERE ARE NO RULES IN SLAPPY HANDS. Xavier took full advantage of the first rule of Slappy Hands during our last round when he kicked dad in the chest. Here he is, stretching while mom brings up the house lights right before our throw down. Seriously, during warm ups he cracks his knuckles like he's freakin' Bruce Lee



GO TIME.


It's all in good fun, but it's hard not to get caught up in the heat of the moment. Jebus as my witness, he just about tore off my finger.



Fistfull of arm hair, baby sleeper hold. It's how we roll. Another quality match where everyone wins.

Wait...These are MY feet???

First Day Away From Mom & Dad

So today was X's first day away from both Mike and me...as you can see, he was just devastated. I think we missed him WAY more than he missed us. He had fun all day hanging out with his cousins, James and Kara.

I will come at you with the thunder!

Excuse me, is that my giraffe in your mouth? Seriously. I know this chick didn't just shove my own private slice of Africa in her maw. Really though, please take it out, you're absolutely soaking it.



OK. Here's how this is gonna go down. Get my psychedelic giraffe out of your mouth by the time I count to three, or I will unleash Mr. Right Fist and the hell that comes with him. If you're lucky, I'll only come at you with my left. Please, you're my cousin... I don't want to hurt you. 1... 2... 3.



Kiiii Yaaa!


I'm sorry it had to come to this. I love you cuz, but a line was crossed today.



Alright already! You can put your arms down! It's an ancient art used only for self defense. Geez! Just keep your gums off my animal and we're cool.

Two Months Old

Now that's a great grandmother!

Baby X spending some quality time with GG VN.

Rattle Clatter Thunder Shatter Boom Boom Boom

Super rattle fun time.