Puppy Love

Just look at these two. Dare you to tell me that they won't be best friends for many years to come.

Cribs

Yeah, this is my crib. Check it out. It's made of wood. Enough room to sleep one comfortably with plenty of room to flip, flop, and do laps. Definitely a bachelor crib.





Party at my crib!

Wrastlin' Time!

Dad and Xavier face off in an exhibition match on the living room floor. We're looking for a good clean fight. No cheap shots, no hits below the belt.


Seems like Xavier has the upper hand early, driving his heels into his father's bladder. This could get messy.


Dad quickly grabs X by the mitts and turns the tide in his favor.



Precision tickles to the sides renders the young Heffernan defenseless, leaving him open for...



HOIST!



Submission dangle! Dizzying blood rush to the cranium!



But Xavier wiggles free and delivers an elbow to dad's chest!



Left fist to the mouth!



Attempted ear bite! ATTEMPTED EAR BITE!



Finishing move!



1... 2... 3... Pinned! Loser must shave arm hair!