Wrastlin' Time!

Dad and Xavier face off in an exhibition match on the living room floor. We're looking for a good clean fight. No cheap shots, no hits below the belt.


Seems like Xavier has the upper hand early, driving his heels into his father's bladder. This could get messy.


Dad quickly grabs X by the mitts and turns the tide in his favor.



Precision tickles to the sides renders the young Heffernan defenseless, leaving him open for...



HOIST!



Submission dangle! Dizzying blood rush to the cranium!



But Xavier wiggles free and delivers an elbow to dad's chest!



Left fist to the mouth!



Attempted ear bite! ATTEMPTED EAR BITE!



Finishing move!



1... 2... 3... Pinned! Loser must shave arm hair!