C'mon you guys, cut the shenanigans. Can't you see how much work I have to do? There's a lot on my plate here. Just gimme a couple... again with the flash! Seriously?! Dad, can you put the camera down for one second and lend a hand? How was work today mom? Must've been tough if you're putting the kibosh on a little teamwork? Tuckered out, huh. I sympathize, I really do. Not like I wasn't bustin my hump at daycare ALL DAY LONG. Hey, one of the cats! C'mere cat. Darn. No love from the cat. I really need to figure out which cat is which so that I can add him to my heini kicking list. Ah, what the heck, they're both on the list. Guess that leaves just me, myself, and I. Not like I really need the help anyway, I'm 5 months old!
OK, focus, make the plan, work the plan. And let's go.
First things first. Adjust the sun. Check.
Position Octopus. Check.
Flash from dad's camera. Refocus.
Grab cloud. Check.
Spin rattling tumbler. Check.
Check on mom. Check.
Flash from dad's camera. Refocus.
Inspect teething ring. Check.
Adjust the Pampers. Check.
Double check position of the sun. Check.
Another flash. Refocus.
Monitor music levels. Check.
Regard my reflection in mirror. Check.
Aaaaand I'm done. I know my solo effort made that look easy, but trust me and the copious amounts of drool on my torso: It was rough. My dogs are barkin.
OK, focus, make the plan, work the plan. And let's go.
First things first. Adjust the sun. Check.
Grab cloud. Check.
Flash from dad's camera. Refocus.
Double check position of the sun. Check.
Monitor music levels. Check.
Aaaaand I'm done. I know my solo effort made that look easy, but trust me and the copious amounts of drool on my torso: It was rough. My dogs are barkin.
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