Christmas time!
Like father, like son. Something interesting over there you two?
Present time with mom.
"I have no idea what this is, but I love it. I'm guessing this is something I'm supposed to throw? No? Tell you what, I'm just gonna chuck it and see how I feel. Not bad."
"Sweet. Fake food. From here on out I take all my meals standing to save time."
"Here son, let me help you with that hippity-hop."
Dr. Xavier Strangelove, I presume.
"This is almost too much to take in. I sure hope a personalized beanbag chair doesn't appear or I may lose my crap."
"What, are you kidding me!"
"Diaper change! Don't say I didn't warn you!"
"Just a sec. Need to roll up these sleeves before in get elbow-deep in some presents."
"Yeah, you guys go right ahead. I'm just gonna chew this for a bit."
"Say, I'm all about you feelin' comfortable here, but didn't you have a shirt on when you arrived? And didn't you wear a shirt sans pants last time you came over? Can you even get in the door at McDonald's?"
"Talk to the hand, foster dog."
Rockin' the mego block table. And, if I do say so myself, having much more fun than the boy and girl in the picture."
High steppin' in the Hotel bounce house. Hey Xavier, I see London.
Smile Kara. Well, at least we got a grin out of the shirtless wonder.
"Ummmm... there's no crying in the bounce-house-inside-of-a-house."
"This thing'll be broken in two weeks. Tops."
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Cub Man
Nothing says, "Good Morning," like waking to your smiling, half-asleep son wearing your team's ball cap. Cheers buddy, and wear it with pride... you've got a long road ahead of you.
Monday, December 5, 2011
X Heart NY
Xavier's first ride in an aeroplane! Time to defy gravity and head to the Big Apple!
First onto the plane. Very excited and ready to go! This kid was born to fly. He stood on mom's lap and pointed out the window making various babyspeak comments. NO FEAR!
Aaaand last off of the plane. Now let's hope the hour cab ride will be as smooth as the flight...
(ed. note: It wasn't.)
"Room service schmoom service. No need to wait for them fools. If my memory serves me, all i have to do is get this thing around my neck and food will be mine."
"Now we're cooking with gas!"
"Dad! What are you doing in my playpen? Playpens aren't for dads! This guy's crazy! Mom, get a load of this guy!"
"Strategery 101: Pose directly in front of the sleeping homeless stanker to ensure a pleasant photo op."
"Meh."
First onto the plane. Very excited and ready to go! This kid was born to fly. He stood on mom's lap and pointed out the window making various babyspeak comments. NO FEAR!
Aaaand last off of the plane. Now let's hope the hour cab ride will be as smooth as the flight...
(ed. note: It wasn't.)
"Room service schmoom service. No need to wait for them fools. If my memory serves me, all i have to do is get this thing around my neck and food will be mine."
"Now we're cooking with gas!"
"Dad! What are you doing in my playpen? Playpens aren't for dads! This guy's crazy! Mom, get a load of this guy!"
"Strategery 101: Pose directly in front of the sleeping homeless stanker to ensure a pleasant photo op."
"Meh."
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