"I've abadoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!"

FIRST DAY OF DAY CARE!!!
"Wait, wait... just hold on. Wha...? You're taking me where now, exactly? And you're not staying? So you'll be at... work? What in the hell is 'work'? First time I've caught wind of this. Why don't we just put down the car seat, table this discussion for after second lunch, and watch the weather channel for the next twenty. No. OK then."

10 hrs later...


ROCKED IT! School was a breeze dad, NOW RUB MY BELLY!