Lord of the Chicken Dance (Crossbones Style)

"Okay, so mom is going to teach me a new dance despite dad's protests. She says that it's pretty easy to learn. Should be pretty interesting considering my inability to crawl, let alone walk. Here we go."


Balance Xavier-san.


"You got me? Cuz if you don't I'm a goner. Good, now swing please."


"Not bad mom! Obviously this is not your first rodeo."


"Arms akimbo? This is a dance? Now I've seen everything."


"I don't want to be a chicken."


"I don't want to be a duck."


"SO I SHAKE MY BUTT! BABY BADONK!"


"And so concludes season 7 of So You Think You Can Dance."


"ZZZ... Wha... Musta passed out... I just had the weirdest dream..."