INCIDENT!!! (or Once Bitten Twice Shy)

Today at daycare, X fell victim to his first biting incident. We have the report to prove it. A boy in Xavier's class wanted a toy X was playing with. X wasn't ready to hand the toy over, lines were drawn in the sand, and history was made. The following dramatization illustrates in detail the incident as it was told to us by his teachers and the daycare director.

Fig. 1

Xavier playing with toy.


Fig. 2

Interloper attempts to steal toy.


Fig. 3

Xavier refuses to relinquish toy. Interloper begins his attack maneuvers.


Fig. 4

Interloper becomes attacker and attempts to sever Xavier's left hand using his teeth.


Fig. 5

Unfazed by immense levels of pain, Xavier the badass continues to happily play. Attacker cries in absolute abject failure.

Fig. 6

Xavier forgives him. Attacker, overwhelmed by pure shame and hopelessness, continues to cry.

LET THIS BE A LESSON!


Editor's note: I'd like to think that X's behavior was directly related to my cool reaction when he bit my eyeball last week.