Damn you mutant mosquitoes in our yard! Why are you still alive? It's autumn for God's sake! Why is it that after 637 skeeter bites I've only actually seen four of you damn beasts? Do you have cloaking devices? If you only came after me it would be one thing... but now you've come after my family, and it's war. Just look what you cowards have done to my son!
Twice you attacked his head. Twice. How did you know that this is his Achilles heel? It's the #1 spot where I cannot slap you away. Where do you flying zombies get your intel? How are you so damn organized?! Let it be known, if the next cold snap doesn't do you in, expect napalm.
poor Xavier!! kisses from Granny XOXO
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