Super Happy Funtime

The update in which we lean back in our imaginary race car, try not to stare directly at the sun, stare directly at the sun, and then completely freak out on two giraffes at the same time. In that order.

Gentlemen. Start. Your. Engines.


Dad: "Don't stare directly at the sun."
X: "I'm not."
Dad: "Don't stare directly at the sun."
X: "Sure."

Dad: "Are you staring at the sun?"
X: "Wha????"
Dad: "You're staring directly into the sun."
X: "......"
Dad: "Serves you right. You're freaking out aren't you? Just try to not go all drooling bat-crap crazy and simultaneously take on two giraffes in unarmed combat... nevermind."